Dark Matter has inspired many irrelevant but amusing popular culture spin-offs

Innumerable comics

Music

Music Videos

Wine

"The ultimate post-workout muscle growth accelerator"

Distortion pedals

An absurd concept for a video game weapon that is guaranteed to do no damage to any target composed of normal matter.

Can't even begin to explain

Note that, contrary to its nature, dark matter is always portrayed as being visible.
Accurate representation is, by definition, impossible.